Comedy writer

Read from a free magazine in Dublin. A 10 year-old boy who dream to be a comedy writer ^_^ have done a school project. He is such a clever little boy :D. He sent emails to all the TDs around the countries to ask for their favourite joke... one of the replies is so funny :D:D

SOCIALISM:
you have 2 cows.
And you give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM:
you have 2 cows.
The Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:
you have 2 cows.
The Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:
you have 2 cows.
The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:
you have 2 cows.
The Government takes both, shoots one milks the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
you have 2 cows.
You sell one, and buy a bull. Your head multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the coq dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinay cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and maket them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows.
You reengineer them so they live for 100 years. eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows,
But you don't know where they are. You break for Junch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows,
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows,
None of which beling to you. You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows,
You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows,
You worship them.

A BTITISH CORPORATION:
you have 2 cows,
Both are mad.

AN IRISH FARMER:
you have 2 cows.
You claim government subsidies for eight cows.

yeah... suddenly think, education in hk really needs to be improved a lot~~ doun know what are 10 year-old kids doing in HK lerh?? and what did I do when I was 10?